Canning jokes

What is the worst thing your sibling can steal from you?

Your virginity.

A girl asked, "Can I have some nuts too?"

Boy: "Sure, what ones ;)"

Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.

Why are Mexicans so bad in the Olympics?

Because all the ones that can run, jump, and swim live in America.

What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?

Lego, so he can build a home.

Can orphans eat in a family restaurant?

Why do orphans go to church so much?

So they can have someone to call father.

Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. Does it cycle?

I donated to the LGBTQ community. Hopefully now they can find a cure.

A man can form Jupiter girls came from Venus, and other genders came right from Uranus.

What’s the difference between a feminist and a rock?

A rock can break a glass ceiling.

Man: Can you be my girlfriend?

Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.

Man: Oh, here's your rope.

Student: A plane is carrying 204 bricks, one falls out, how many are left?

Teacher: 203

Student: How do you put an elephant in the fridge?

Teacher: You can't.

Student: Yes, you can. Open the fridge door, put the elephant in.

How do you put a giraffe in the fridge?

Teacher: Open the door, put in the giraffe?

Student: No, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe.

The Lion King is having a party, who isn't there?

Teacher: Let me guess, the lion.

Student: No, the giraffe, he's stuck in a fridge.

Sally has to cross a river full of vicious alligators to get to safety, she gets across safely how?

Teacher: She stepped on the alligators?

Student: No, the alligators are at the party.

Sally dies anyway, how?

Teacher: She frowned?

Student: No, she was hit in the head by a falling brick.

Yo momma so short... You can see her feet on her driver's license photo!

My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.

Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.

What did one butt cheek say to the other?

"Together we can stop this shit!"

Mom: Can I tell you a joke?

Kid: Sure.

Mom: Knock knock.

Kid: Who's there?

Mom: Not yo.

Kid: Not yo who?

Mom: Not yo father.

Kid: Not yo husband either.

What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?

Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂

Who can jump the highest?

Emos, some of them are still in the air.