From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free.
My name shows it all if you can't see, IDC AT ALL, you can ban me.
But let me tell you one thing, Without God, Isr-el is nothing.
So let me say it again, one last time, Free Free Palestine!
Dumb kid: What does homework mean?
Teacher: J0K35? (J0K35 is me btw) can you explain to DK what homework means, please?
Me:
"Half Of My Existence Wasted On Random Knowledge"
Roses are red, violets are blue, all these orphan jokes have ruined this site. Fuck you!
Why the actual f... is there drama on this website anyone can fake to be someone there not and no one will know the goddam difference I’m just trying to look at/make jokes and I’m getting shit from people saying “it’s too offensive” or something like goddam just take that shit somewhere else
Neona: Gwen! I got the job!!!!!!!!!
Gwen: I knew it! I knew my prayer worked!
Neona: He said that all my ideas are the best and that I start on Monday!
Gwen: Man, don't you love Mr. Jaekson? He is the best person the company has ever had!
Neona: Who is Mr. Jaekson?
Gwen: Wait... Mr. Jaekson didn't interview you?
Neona: No! Mr. Smith did. He said he was standing.
Gwen: No, Mr. Smith, you are a fool who never lets you spread the word or do anything. I can also mention that he is a person who has sexual problems!
Neona: Gwen, you are a liar!
Gwen: No, I'm not. I'm telling the truth, Neona!
Neona: Gwen, please be happy that I got the job without you lying that Mr. Smith sexual assaults women!!!
Gwen: He does, you're not listening.
Neona: I don't care, BITCH!!!!
What time is it when you get home can you walk walk home and walk walk home from school today and
What time is it when you get home can you walk walk home 🏡
What is the difference between a school 🏫 and a human? A human can walk and a school 🏫 can not walk
What can orphans not get when playing a sport a home run
I went to the orphans to paint a picture of their parents so they can actually talk to them.
A Roman guy walks into a bar, holds up two fingers &;says, "Can I have 5 beers please?"
Armless child: Can you give me a hand??
Me: Ok.
What is the difference between a school bus and a baseball?
You can throw a baseball, and you can’t throw a school bus.
What day can you have sex on?
Answer: Wednesday. Why? Because it's hump day.
Can a cook and clean for real? No, I do not want no rabbit hare in my house.
How can a man make the world safer?
By having the chop.
How many dicks can fit inside of a hooker? I don't know, ask your wife.
Me: GUYS GUYS I CAN STOP 9/11.
My friend: How?
Justin: Justin!
I'm thinking about telling my daughter there's a ghost in the house. At least then I can wear a bed sheet at night and fuck her without her being suspicious.
You know what would be the best last thing to say before you die? "No, you certainly can't." JFK's assassin certainly can!
