I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
Canning Jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
Can disabled enable dark mode?
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
Why should China be a baseball team?
Because they can take out the entire world with just one bat!
My friend asked me if bees can fly in the rain. I replied, "Not without their yellow jackets."
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
OK, OK, what's up with the fake Gwens? I am going to use a test to see who is real or not.
The real Gwen will know this. When did I come onto this website? Next question, what is my real name, and do I go on cursing rampages? Only the real Gwen can complete this test with the right answers.
Yo mama so fat I bet that her fart can clear a room in seconds.
What did Nemo's dad say? "Man, he's a lot like my dad, I can never find him!"
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
