Canning jokes
What is the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?...
Michael Phelps can finish a race.
Are you Shane Dawson?
Because I can be your pussy.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 7 seconds.
Suicide isn't funny, but you can spice it up by wearing a fun hat.
Memes
was uppppp
Can you f**k out of here?
Karen says:
I told some orphan that you can see your family, but I meant Spider-Man: Homecoming...
Can disabled enable dark mode?
What animal can jump the highest? The emo kids.
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
Why are Asian's dicks too small?
So they can reset the calculator.
What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.
U can vent here idc.
Welcome to Joe's abortion clinic! No fetus can beat us! You make 'em, we take 'em!
Did you know that if you die you can still be a part of family game night!
All you have to do is have your family cremate you and put you in an hour glass, and the games that use hour glasses, well, you will be a part of family game night.
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
Why do orphans play baseball?
That’s the only way they can run to home.
I can't stand up when I laugh hard; neither can they.
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Me: I hit an orphan!
Mom: OMG WHY?
Me: Not like they can tell their parents-