Canning jokes

Me and a wheelchair person were playing tag, and I broke my leg so it can be fair for him.

Can emos eat happy meals?

Why do orphans love tennis?

Because it is the only place they can get love.

How many people can you fit in a car?

6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.

I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣

What do a deaf person and an orphan have in common? Neither of them can hear their parents.

What does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant?

"Can I have a bodybag?"

I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.

What did one butt cheek say to the other?

"Together we can stop this shit."

What type of deer can jump higher than a house?

All houses can't jump.

Husband: Can we try anal tonight? Wife: Fuck that shit! Husband: That's the spirit!

Why can an orphan never get picked up?

Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL

What do you call a group of emos?

Suicide Squad.

I might not be able to make my bed, but at least I can get out of it.

Orphans are like a trash can; they live outside.

What’s yellow and can sink a bus full of kids?

How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips?

One, if the bag is family size.

If a bird flies, and a duck can also run and fly, while a cat walks, why do we drink water?

Why can you bully orphans?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.

As an honest Penaldo fan, I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona.

I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.