Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
What's big, green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you?
A pool table.
What does a Mexican Highlander say?
"There can be only Juan!"
Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
What's big, green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you?
A pool table.
What does a Mexican Highlander say?
"There can be only Juan!"
