Health Care jokes

What is the most expensive haircut? Chemotherapy.

Whenever I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.

There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, and it can be quite annoying, making it hard for the patients to sleep, so I unplug them.

When does a doctor get mad?

When he runs out of patients!

Why is it painful to have your attorney with you in the hospital?

The damages are severe.

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