Health Care jokes
Why is it painful to have your attorney with you in the hospital?
The damages are severe.
Canada has free health care, here is a link to some Canada Facts! https://www.1stcontact.com/blog/20-interesting-facts-about-canada
The only thing worse for a man than the end of the world is a testicular clinic.
When does a doctor get mad?
When he runs out of patients!
What is the most expensive haircut? Chemotherapy.
When you get injured 😢
When you get injured in America 😭😭😭😭💵💵💵💵💵🏩🏩🏩
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
Having survived a severe injury in my past, I'm kind of glad paramedics didn't succeed in bringing the United Healthcare CEO back.
I was suffering so bad I got delirious and thought that the nurses were putting poison in my water cup.
That CEO was so hated that one of the nurses probably WOULD have slipped him something!
I know how to cut down on Medicare expenses.
Lock Alzheimer's patients in dog cages when they misbehave.
Whenever I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.
There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, and it can be quite annoying, making it hard for the patients to sleep, so I unplug them.
