Health Care jokes
The only thing worse for a man than the end of the world is a testicular clinic.
Whenever I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.
There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, and it can be quite annoying, making it hard for the patients to sleep, so I unplug them.
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Why is it painful to have your attorney with you in the hospital?
The damages are severe.
When does a doctor get mad?
When he runs out of patients!
When you get injured 😢
When you get injured in America 😭😭😭😭💵💵💵💵💵🏩🏩🏩
Healthcare these days is a bit of an Obamanation.
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
Having survived a severe injury in my past, I'm kind of glad paramedics didn't succeed in bringing the United Healthcare CEO back.
I was suffering so bad I got delirious and thought that the nurses were putting poison in my water cup.
That CEO was so hated that one of the nurses probably WOULD have slipped him something!
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.
What is the most expensive haircut? Chemotherapy.
