What is the most expensive haircut? Chemotherapy.
When does a doctor get mad?
When he runs out of patients!
Whenever I work late at the hospital, I help the patients sleep.
There isn't a snooze button on the beeping things, and it can be quite annoying, making it hard for the patients to sleep, so I unplug them.
Why is it painful to have your attorney with you in the hospital?
The damages are severe.
