This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory, one day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station,I told her so you can weigh yourself on the truck scale.
what's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?
Q. What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common? A. If the stop sucking you can smack them till they start again.
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard? - so they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama? Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job
your hairline goes so far back you can see a full world scale map in your forehead reflection
Your So Skinny that People Can't even See you
I’m trying to see things from LEO’S perspective... but I just can't seem to get my head that far up my ass
Wanna play dolls? I can be Ken and you can be the box i come in
I’m really good at algebra, I can replace your X without even asking Y
I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is
SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE
Why can't a woman find a glory hole inside of the lady's room? Because piss comes out of a woman's pussy
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this😥🥺 *runs away in tears*
