We shouldn't call gay guys "fucking cunts" because they aren't fucking cunts, they're fucking assholes.
Call Jokes
What do you call a rapper who's always cold?
Chill MC.
What do you call a rapper who loves to cook?
A mixtape chef.
Why does everyone call me racist?
My shadow is black.
What do you call a rapper who's ALWAYS on time?
Punctual P
Why did the Octopus go down the toilet?
Because he had a toilet call in the drain.
What do you call a rapper who's afraid of water?
Lil Drip.
I would call Slade dense, but that would be an insult to rocks.
I'd call BlessedBrian a tool, but at least a tool serves a purpose.
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
What do you call a rapper who's also a magician?
Eminem-o the Great.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES math?
2Pac-square
What do you call a Chinese assassin?
Chinese takeout.
What do you call a fart in a gay bar?
A mating call.
I’m not calling you a slut, I’m calling you a penny.
Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone’s pants!
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to garden?
Lil Plant
Did you know Disney is making a movie for suicidal people?
They're calling it Finding Emo.
A guy told a beautiful girl, "Hey, I want to make love to you. If I throw $2000 when you go to pick it up, that's when I'll go. Is that okay?"
She called her husband, and he said, "Okay, but pick it up fast so he doesn't have time to pull his pants down."
Four hours later, she shows up to her house and tells her husband, "THAT FUCKER PAID IN COINS!"
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to fish?
MC Reel
What do you call a rapper's favorite insect?
A flow bee.
