What do you call space Muslim A tuskin raider
What do you call an Irish person having a seizure? A Shamrock Shake.
How do you start a school shooting at a black school? Call the cops
How did the black woman name her 4 babies? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone How did she differentiate them? She called them by their last names
What do you call group of black men hanging from a tree?
Alabama windchimes
I heard Pixar is releasing a new movie It’s called finding chemo
what do you call an asian who gets a B its not a basian
Dead
what do you call a surprised Asian
Ho Lee Fuc
What did the cops say when someone called him racist?
How can I be racist my wife’s eye is black
what do you call an American looking at cloud shapes
openheimer
What do you call a depressed acapella group? Self Harmony.
What do you call two gay Irishman?
Patrick Fitz gerald, and Gerald Fitz patrick
What do you call an orange on a small stick?
Donald Trump.
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol
I started a new job. My boss said "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky". I said "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick".
She said "how do you get Dick from Kyle?" I replied "you just ask nicely
A boss said to his secretary, "I want to have sex with you, but I will make it very fast.
I'll throw $1,000 on the floor and by the time you bend down to pick it up, I'll be done."
She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend said, "Do it but ask him for $2,000. Then pick up the money so fast, he won't even have enough time to undress himself." She agrees.
After half an hour passes, the boyfriend calls the girlfriend and asks, "So what happened?" She responds, "The ...bastard.....used .....coins"
Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread, that’s about to become a rope around my neck
