What did the bus driver say to the lady with one leg?
Hop on.
BAD!!!!!!
You're the bus driver. The bus driver picks up twenty kids, drops two, picks up eighty. Drops seven, picks up a woman with green eyes, drops off a man with blue, kicks a kid in the face, and buried his mother.
Who's the bus driver?
You will never nose [know].
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
UGHHHHHHH TODAY WAS TERRIBLE! My wife got hit by a bus!!! And I lost my job as a bus driver!
What kind of bus is yellow? A school bus driver.
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Bus driver: Please give your seat to the white person.
Rosa Parks: Ok.
So, a retarded kid's mom drops her kid off at school and says, "You better stop the bus today, because I’m not picking you up." So he agrees, and he arrives at the bus stop and says, "Stop!" (in a retarded voice). The bus goes straight past him. The next day, the mom says the same thing, and the kid goes to the bus stop and says, "Stop!" (in a retarded voice). The bus goes straight past him. The third day, his mom says, "I don’t care if I have to jump out in the middle of the road, you better stop that bus!" So the kid goes to the bus stop and jumps out in the middle of the road and says, "Stop!" The bus driver runs over him. A nearby lady stops the bus and says, "Why’d you run that poor kid over?" and he responds, "'Cause he was making fun of me" (in a retarded voice).
Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date.
What did the bus driver say to the car?
"What is your address?"
What is the difference between a human and a tree and yyyyy night I can drive yyy earth 🌏?
I gave up my seat to blind lady because she couldn't find any--let's just say I lost my job as a bus driver.
