Bun jokes
Did you hear about the new P. Diddy meal in McDonald's? It's a 56-year-old meat inside a 12-year-old bun.
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What’s a booty’s favorite type of bread?
Buns.
How did the hamburger know he needed new pants?
His buns were too tight.
In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.
Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?
In a world bizarre, Penis burgers, strange delight, Tantalizing taste.
Buns shaped curiously, Meat, a bold centerpiece, Lingering delight.
Sizzling grill, they sizzle, Juicy secrets unfold, Hidden pleasures found.
Tempting, yet absurd, Controversial cuisine, Curiosity piques.
Daring, adventurous, Palates embark on a quest, Uncharted flavors.
But let us not dwell, On the phallic form they hold, For taste transcends all.
Beyond flesh-shaped buns, Flavors dance upon our tongues, A feast for senses.
So let us partake, In this culinary art, With open-minded hearts.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
We are coming out with a Whopper that is similar to a priest because it also has its meat between 5-year-old buns.
I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.
That was a really crappy bun!
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
nothing... they both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
A vampire goes to the bakery.
Vampire: "One bun, please."
Baker: "But you're a vampire, don't you need blood?"
Vampire: "Yes, there is an accident outside and I need something to dip."
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.