Brownie jokes
What do you call the inside of the ISS toilet?
Cosmic Brownies.
What do you call a black person with a pride flag? A Cosmic Brownie.
When does a cub become a Boy Scout?
When he eats his first brownie.
Just burned 2,000 calories. That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
Dick cheese, booty hole, yellow cum shot, anal shit, dick hole, ass brownies.
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it a la mode.
Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen.
"Are those brownies I smell?" he asks.
"Indeed, they are," he was told.
"Gee," he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts!"
What’s blue and comes in brownies?
Cub Scouts.
This morning, I was in the kitchen, and I saw a whole bunch of leftover brownies made from scratch. I just tasted one and spit it out because somebody put some goddamn weed in them, what the fuck!
What is a cannibal's favorite dessert?
Brownies.
What time is it when you get home? Can you walk me home, and then get home? Then I can walk you home, and walk home.
If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?
Answer: A math problem.
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
I can’t stand disabled jokes...
Neither can they 😂
Why did the little girl flush herself down the toilet?
Because she wanted to join the Brownies.
Down syndrome and brownies.
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.