Brownie

Brownie jokes

Joe Biden

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Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen.

"Are those brownies I smell?" he asks.

"Indeed, they are," he was told.

"Gee," he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts!"

Morning

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This morning, I was in the kitchen, and I saw a whole bunch of leftover brownies made from scratch. I just tasted one and spit it out because somebody put some goddamn weed in them, what the fuck!

Home

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What time is it when you get home? Can you walk me home, and then get home? Then I can walk you home, and walk home.

Girl

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Why did the little girl flush herself down the toilet?

Because she wanted to join the Brownies.