What happens if a redneck is bisexual do they go for their brother or sister
Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car? Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job" Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad), Dad, Ewww, your dick tastes like shite!" Dad: Oh that's right, I lent your brother the car
My dad is now a milkman Now i have over 50 brothers and sisters
this black dude goes up to an indian guy and say "what up brotha" the indian guy gets offended and says we are not the same, the black guy then pulls out a gun, and the indian guy says ok brother ok brother we are the same we are the same, do the voice in your head
your so ugly when a pig saw you he said yes my brother is back
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
The joke im telling is my brother, Joey
my dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls, hes the one that told me always aim for them, is that why i dont have a brother
My bother apparently has this thing called "asthma", anyways I took his vape away today and he was lying on the floor gasping for air lol. He must really be addicted to it.
The teacher called Little Johnny to her desk. She said: “This essay you’ve written about your pet dog is exactly the same essay your brother has written.” “Of course it is.” said Johnny. “It’s the same dog.”
It turns into ligma Brother: what ligma Big Brother: ligma dick
I am Marios Brother
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother but she did it with the wrong one
dad: what did your older brother say before he lost his virginity son: dad please don't dad:exactly
What do you call an open that has a brother the second one without one
