Bros Jokes

bro living is so expensive and im not even having fun doing it or getting my moneys worth

when my bro says YOUR MOM when I'm talking when I'm at school talking and my friend says YOUR MOM me punches him;-;

A Mario & Luigi joke What are the Mario bros' view on child support?

Mario: the parents are obligated to provide for the child and help them the best they could.

Luigi: LMAO I GOTTA GO

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Bro never learned how to play jenga 🙄

bro you cant talk you look the dwarf from snow white and the seven dwarfs

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what did the bomber say the the jet?

sorry bro, I gotta bomb. *WAIT NO-*

papyrus: SANS stop being a lazy Bones. Why bro, guess you don't have the back bone to do any thin. heheh

How do you start a fight in space?

"Comet me bro."

Bro I love hanging out with white people, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi

bro stop u guys r saying the same jokes over and over if ur gonna tell a 9/11 joke just go lagh about the great thumps

I was going to an expensive dinner with my friends girlfriend because she really wanted to go but he just got out of surgery and he said take care of her so I said will do bro I’ll bring her back fuller that a topped up water bottle

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I broke my arm yesterday, my bro said it is Arm-mageddon. And I still don’t know why.

Girls Dreams - OMG my crush kissed me Boys dreams - I just got a dub bro

3 guys are standing in an alley on an alien planet and the psycho one says "However many tits your girl has is how many balls you have"

The first guy says "Ha! My girlfriend has 6! I'm racked up!" The second guy said "Eh, I am happy with 2 balls" The third guy said "Shit! My girlfriend is flat as fuck!"

A guy listening in enters and says "Bro you actually have girlfriends. I do not. Does that mean I have a pussy?: