My brother caught Covid last month.
First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, 'I can't breathe, I can't breathe !'
I just told him straight: 'Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes.'
My brother caught Covid last month.
First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, 'I can't breathe, I can't breathe !'
I just told him straight: 'Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes.'
My friends were the pilots on 911 they told me. "bro chill its just a prank."
Man: *steals drink Boy: bro😭😭 Man:why are u crying over a drink? Boy:that had dugs Man:....
Bro Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter celebrating right now I bet
Oh wait I forgot
Bro I love hanging out with bullys, its either we play Yahtzee Or We Playin Nazi
bro your hairline is still missing even dora the explorer cant discover it
bro i gave a suicdal kid nikes...he just did it lol
Bro yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this: *error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance* Anyone know what bird that is?
Bro I thought your hair line was the dorito logo
Bro i saw two dudes kissing LOL but not regular kissing