Broccoli memes

Broccoli is like anal sex.

If you're forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.

What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?

I don’t like the taste of broccoli.

So a guy named Nathaniel just came home, and when he enters his sister’s room, he sees her f***ing a piece of broccoli. And Nathaniel says, “Abbie, what’s wrong with you? I was going to eat that later, and now it smells like broccoli!”