Broccoli

Broccoli Jokes

Sex

What does broccoli and sex have in common?

If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.

Surname

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Broccoli.

Broccoli who?

Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!

Girl

What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?

I don’t like the taste of broccoli.

Banana

Broccoli says, "I look like a tree."

Walnut says, "I look like a brain."

Cashew says, "I look like a kidney."

Banana says, "Can we change the topic please?"

Anal Sex

Broccoli is like anal sex.

If you're forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.

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  • Guy

    So a guy named Nathaniel just came home, and when he enters his sister’s room, he sees her f***ing a piece of broccoli. And Nathaniel says, “Abbie, what’s wrong with you? I was going to eat that later, and now it smells like broccoli!”

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  • Mushroom

    If the broccoli said, "I look like a tree," then what did the mushroom say?

    "I look like an umbrella."