What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli
So a guy named Nathaniel just came home, and when he enters his sister’s room, he sees her f***ing a piece of broccoli. And Nathaniel says, “Abbie, what’s wrong with you? I was going to eat that later, and now it smells like broccoli!”
If the broccoli said “I look like a tree”,then what did the mushroom say? “I look like an umbrella.”
What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?
People don't eat their broccoli.