Broccoli jokes
What does broccoli and sex have in common?
If you were forced to have it as a kid, you’re gonna hate it as an adult.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli hasn’t got a surname!
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheel.
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.
Broccoli says, "I look like a tree."
Walnut says, "I look like a brain."
Cashew says, "I look like a kidney."
Banana says, "Can we change the topic please?"
What’s Brock from Pokemon's favorite food?
Brockoli.
Broccoli is like anal sex.
If you're forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
So a guy named Nathaniel just came home, and when he enters his sister’s room, he sees her f***ing a piece of broccoli. And Nathaniel says, “Abbie, what’s wrong with you? I was going to eat that later, and now it smells like broccoli!”
If the broccoli said, "I look like a tree," then what did the mushroom say?
"I look like an umbrella."
What's the difference between broccoli & boogers?
People don't eat their broccoli.