Breed jokes
What is the difference between a nun and a hooker?
One reads, the other breeds.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bred dog.
What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?
A Konichiuahua.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
Violence breeds violence, nothing else.
If she’s old enough to breed, she’s old enough for me.
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
A Cock-a-POODLE-Doo!
What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
What do you call a dog that is part pug, part poodle, and part cup?
A muggle! 🤠🤠🤠🤠🥴
Q: What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes?
A: A Chihuahua.
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
Top ten dog breeds:
10. Dogs
9. Are
8. Beautiful
7. Animals
6. And
5. Judgement
3. Is
2. Cruel
1. Dachshund
The Homo Sexual was a direct descendant of the Homo Genital Erectus, which went extinct in 2037 for being easily offended and its unwillingness to breed.
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A neigh-ga.