I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?
A Konichiuahua.
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person? A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast)
Violence breeds violence, nothing else.
If she’s old enough to breed she’s old enough for me
so you know theres likedog mixes rhight like a snoodle and that stuuf right so why cant a bull dog and a shight shu cant be mixed cause if they did it would be called bullshit
What do you get when you cross a rooster with a small dog?
A Cock-a-POODLE-Doo!
What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
Q. What breed of dog is supposed to laugh at all of your jokes
A. A Chihaha
Top ten dog breeds 10 Dogs 9 are 8 beautiful 7 animals 6 and 5 judgement 3 is 2 cruel 1 dachshund
The Homo Sexual was a direct descedant of the Homo Genital Erectus, which went extinct in 2037 for being easily offended and its unwillingness to breed.
What do you get when you cross breed a woman and a horse? A nnaaahhhga
