Both jokes
Why is a rap boat like a dog?
They both get off sniffing assholes.
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
What's the difference between a submarine and Madeline McCann?
They are both full of seamen and at the bottom of the sea.
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
What does a frozen loading screen and a Make-A-Wish kid have in common?
They both couldn't make it all the way.
What do a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her have in common?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
What is the difference between Madeleine McCann and a submarine?
They are both full of seamen and are at the bottom of the ocean.
What's the difference between Jesus and Christmas tree lights?
They can both flash.
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
What does a man masturbating and a mayo bottle have in common?
They can both squirt out their cum.
What the difference between cats and dogs? They dont have one both taste good
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
What do Americans and stars have in common?
They both love shooting up.
What does a crooked lawyer who is not on the ACLU payroll have in common with a crooked politician who has an office in Washington, DC?
They both sign their names using a blue pen 🖊 🖊.
Some people think emo jokes are funny, but I think it can cut both ways.
Timmy: *grabs box of Trojans*
Daddy:...
Timmy: Well come on diddy!
Daddy: Well shit lets go son!
Both: YEE YEE
SWEET HOME ALABAMA