Both jokes
What do orphans have in common with stray dogs?
Nothing, they are both orphans.
What do the Twin Towers and my Mom have in common? They both went down on my dad.
What do CG artists and porn stars have in common?
They both composite (cum pose it) at the end.
What does an orphan's life and a pseudoword have in common?
They both have no meaning.
Wanda and Daredevil have so much in common.
They both wear red, they're both in Marvel, and they both lost their Vision!
Memes
What do emos and ninjas both have in common? They both hide and cut things.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.
What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?
They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
What do emos and guys with a durag have in common? They both have waves, just one is on their arm.
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.
A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old lady's house...
Old woman: Oh my! Goodness sakes, child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???
Child: Both.