Both jokes
A donut and depression are the same. Both have nothing in the middle, and the other is nothing is left if you leave it for too long.
What do emos and bats have in common? The both hang.
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
What's the similarity between gay men and an ambulance?
They both take it in the back and go woop woop.
What do high school kids and Dow have in common? They both test chemicals.
Memes
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They're both meat substitutes.
Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.
A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old lady's house...
Old woman: Oh my! Goodness sakes, child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???
Child: Both.
He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.
He never has a bad day because he wakes up on both sides of the bed.
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
What do British politics and transgender people have in common?
Both aren't what they used to be...
One twin tower had a girlfriend. The other twin tower had the same girlfriend, so they both went down.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
Marry or don't marry, you will regret both!
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.
If two feminazis are carpet munchers, which one in the lesbian relationship cooks?
They both don't because both of the carpet munchers are too busy eating each other's pussy 😋 🤪 😌 😏 😜 👍 👍 👌 👌 👏 🏆 🥇 💭 🤔 😮 😁 😊 😃 😄 👌 😍 🥰 ☺️
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.