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What do babies and explosives have in common?

They both make a noise when you throw them.

What do a plastic bag and Jeffery Epstein have in common?

They're both dangerous to children.

What does a hooker and butter have in common?

They both spread for bread.

What do planes and offices have in common?

They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.

One day the mailman came to drop the mail off, then he asked if I could use the bathroom. I said yeah. The thing is, my mom was coming out of the shower naked, and when she opened the door, it was me and the mailman.

Now, when the mailman sees me, he says to me, "We got something in common, we both saw your mom naked."

Dark humor and women are very similar...

Not everyone appreciates them, but they both give everyone something to make fun of.

What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and your parents?

Nothing. They are both just memories.

What did one aborted baby say to the other? Nothing. They're both dead.

What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!

What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.

What does Fortnite and real life have in common?

They both lost their tower.

What is the difference between a guy with cancer and the Twin Towers?

Nothing, they both fell.

What’s the similarity between my dick and my girlfriend?

I beat both of them.

Bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid; both cry when you make fun of their parents.

The Bible said, "Adam and Eve..." So I did both.

What’s the difference between a barcode and Rachel Sutherland’s wrist?

Nothing, they both get scanned for a fresh new pack of razor blades.

2 weeks here.

What do dicks and popsicles have in common?

They both like to be sucked on, and they sometimes choke you.

What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?

They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.

How are boobs and toys similar?

Both were originally made for kids, but dads usually end up playing with them.