What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
What's the difference between a cactus and a school bus?
On a bus all the little pricks are on the inside.
What’s a vacuum cleaner’s favorite plant?
Answer: SUCCulent
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a cactus? A porkupine!
A friend asked what an acorn is.
I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
What did the flower say to the crazy peanut?
"Ur going nuts boii, get back on yo' plant. Ur too nuts for me."
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
If my cat was a cactus, doesn't that make him a catus?
I like plants, but then I decided to turn over a new leaf and branch out.
Trees are so social. They're always branching out.
Can I branch out to some tree puns? Willow you allow me it’s only fur. No? Oakome on!
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.
What's the difference between leafmen and leafwomen? Palm trees.
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?
Why should you stay away from trees? - Because they wanna be leafed alone.
What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?
Pokemon!
