Botany jokes
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
What's the difference between a cactus and a school bus?
On a bus all the little pricks are on the inside.
What’s a vacuum cleaner’s favorite plant?
Answer: SUCCulent
Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...
An apple has a family tree.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a cactus? A porkupine!
A friend asked what an acorn is.
I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
What did one nut say to the other nut when it was chasing it?
“I’m gonna cashew!”
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
What did the flower say to the crazy peanut?
"Ur going nuts boii, get back on yo' plant. Ur too nuts for me."
What kind of tree fits in your hands?
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
What is the difference between a tree?
What do you call a tree?
What did the tree say to his sister? Wood you please leaf me alone, you son of a birch?
If my cat was a cactus, doesn't that make him a catus?
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human can walk and a tree cannot walk.
I like plants, but then I decided to turn over a new leaf and branch out.
Trees are so social. They're always branching out.