Botany

Botany Jokes

School Bus

What's the difference between a cactus and a school bus?

On a bus all the little pricks are on the inside.

Hairline

Your hairline's so far back even Bill Nye the Science Guy couldn't use photosynthesis to fix it.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...

An apple has a family tree.

Pig

What do you get when you cross a pig with a cactus? A porkupine!

Acorn

A friend asked what an acorn is.

I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”

Nut

What did one nut say to the other nut when it was chasing it?

“I’m gonna cashew!”

Peanut

What did the flower say to the crazy peanut?

"Ur going nuts boii, get back on yo' plant. Ur too nuts for me."

Bone

"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."

Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?

Tree

What did the tree say to his sister? Wood you please leaf me alone, you son of a birch?

Difference

What is the difference between a human being and a tree?

A human can walk and a tree cannot walk.

Plant

I like plants, but then I decided to turn over a new leaf and branch out.