What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
What's the difference between a cactus and a school bus?
On a bus all the little pricks are on the inside.
What’s a vacuum cleaner’s favorite plant?
Answer: SUCCulent
A friend asked what an acorn is.
I said, “In a nutshell, it’s an oak tree.”
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
"Tibia" honestly, I think the reason I’m "bonely" is because you guys don’t find my jokes "humerus."
Maybe if I played the trombone it would get people’s attention, but "tibia" honest I can’t be bothered, so just look at my "BONE-zai" tree, although my brother doesn’t really like that one, so how about a "S-pine" tree?
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.
Why should you stay away from trees? - Because they wanna be leafed alone.