Botany jokes
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human can walk and a tree cannot walk.
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
What's the difference between leafmen and leafwomen? Palm trees.
What is the difference between a tree?
What kind of tree fits in your hands?
If my cat was a cactus, doesn't that make him a catus?
What do you call a tree?
Community
I just got a flower. Should I eat it?
Random question - What's your favorite plant and why?
Discuss plants in the comments. When I get back, will will crown one as the official WJE plant!