Botany jokes
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
What is the difference between a tree?
What did one nut say to the other?
“Cashew later.”
What kind of tree fits in your hands?
What do you call a tree?
If my cat was a cactus, doesn't that make him a catus?
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?
Community talk
I just got a flower. Should I eat it?
Random question - What's your favorite plant and why?
Discuss plants in the comments. When I get back, will will crown one as the official WJE plant!