Born jokes

I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.

What do Chinese parents hate the most?

A newborn daughter...

Why were you born?

Because I asked out your mom on accident.

Were you born on the side of the highway because that’s where all mistakes happen?

My mum told me to stop playing with my sister. She said, "At least wait for her to be born first."

Yo mama so ugly that when she was born, the doctor looked at her face, then at her butt and said, "Twins!"

I fucked your mom, that's why I've been paying your life support since you were born.