Famous last words of my uncle: (a bomb disposal expert) yes the red wire
What should you never say to a Japanese person, Your da Bomb!
what did the bomber say the the jet?
sorry bro, I gotta bomb. *WAIT NO-*
what do you call a suicide bomber that loves water? a bath bomb
what makes a nuke and divorce the same?
it only takes one of each to end your life.
ever heard of the game t.t.2:9/11? That game was bomb.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks😂
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers
I wanted to bomb a restaurant so i went in there with a bomb...but the bomb got diffused and did not work . I asked a person standing nearby i said. "" hey do you know how to fix this bomb so i can blow up this place? "" He gave me a book. It was the quran I said what the hell is that..! He said, " this is the official manual for bomb making."
My life is like a grenade... I pull of the ring and, BOOM it explodes
Why can we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
my favorite bath bomb is a toaster.
My name is Jafar I come from afar There's a bomb in my car Allahul Akbar
Q: Wanna see something funny? A: Sure *bomb florda*
Yo mama so fat a bombing and 89 story’s didn’t kill her
what do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: you’re the bomb! The explosive dude says: wow that was Whitty
why are Japanese peoples eyes so squinted.
Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is..
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a Suicide bomber in a wheel chair? A RC-XD.
What is the difference between a Apple and a Orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
