Boi jokes
Boy: “My heart MELTS for you.”
Girl: “OMG, are you okay?!?!”
Boy: “Yeah, why?”
Girl: “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”
Have you heard about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!
Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥
Memes
One day I seen a little boy walking in the grocery store, so I asked if he was okay, and he said yes. I asked where his parents were, and he said his mom died years ago and his dad is stuck in the milk aisle.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!
What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?
You need to com-it.
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.