A 10 year old girl reported to her friends that her 16 year old male babysitter was touching her inappropriately, he quickly lost his job as a babysitter.
A 10 year old boy reported to his friends that his 16 year old female babysitter was touching him inappropriately, she quickly became the most popular babysitter in town amongst boys.
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Cause he was on thin ice.
boy: "why cant you get a family" me: "why cant you get a rope" boy: "wdym" friend and me: "we can show you" me: "i will tie the rope" friend: "i will push the chair"
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy
Why did the little boy get hit by a car?
Answer: Because Sally was driving
Gwen just take Tj as ur boy friend gah just do it so he won't kill him self! prince will be fine without u!
It's been awhile since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat?plapls?
And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him and now is your chance to make your escape he really is a little shit isn't he?!
if boys are like sports because they are esay to play, then girls are like a sandwich, they are nice at first, but there crusty after
I saw this boy named phone he said where would he live I said an orphinage
The man says can you hump me so the other boy says bro bro bro bro bro
your hairlines so bad your dad went to get the milk and never came back years later he comes back and says go get a hairline boy
Boi ur forehead so big i can make a launchpad on that shit
Die you potato I baked you a pie Oh boy which flavour Pie Pie Pie Pie Dad I'm hungry Hi hungry I'm dad Why did you name this way Why Why Why
Orphan: I'm hungry Dad: Let's go to KFC Orphan 2: Boy you don't got a dad
my boy so distracted and the kids are doing great I will be Make500000
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common 1. They both want to die 2. They both cut to die faster 3. They both listen to emo songs 4. They like I wanna die song/miss wanna die
You have been a bad boy so now I will have to punnish you
A young boy asked his Dad was it true that we come from a Stork?... Dad said.. it is Son.. Son says.. who fucks a Stork ?.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
