"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
Why you gay, bruh? I know why I'm gay. I got the wolf pack protectors spirit in me, YA BOIIIII!
What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?
You need to com-it.
A man and a boy went into a forest. The boy said he was scared. The man said, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone."
This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.
Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?
Because it was rated ARRRR.
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
A 10 year old girl reported to her friends that her 16 year old male babysitter was touching her inappropriately. He quickly lost his job as a babysitter.
A 10 year old boy reported to his friends that his 16 year old female babysitter was touching him inappropriately. She quickly became the most popular babysitter in town amongst boys.
Why can't 12 boys go down the elevator? Because they have nothing to press the buttons.
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
Why did the little boy get hit by a car?
Answer: Because Sally was driving!
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
