If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
Bumpkin boy.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."
It's ya boy Dixbfloppin!
A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"
Dad said, "It is, Son."
Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"
It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
Die you potato.
I baked you a pie.
Oh boy, which flavor?
Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Why did you name this way?
Why Why Why?
And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?
Why didn’t the autistic boy like Minecraft?
There was a new texture pack.
You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!
Why did the boy not cross the road?
Because he was on thin ice.
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.
Kid: Hey, Dad.
Dad: You're an hour late.
Kid: No, it was two hours. Also, I was working on math.
Dad: By yourself?
Kid: No.
Dad: A boy?
Kid: I was with the teacher.
