Boi jokes

Why couldn't the boy go see the pirate movie?

Because it was rated ARRRR.

What's the difference between a boy and girl? A boy always carries an average 5in "do not enter" sign.

There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.

What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?

They both be fucking sugar daddies.

A 10 year old girl reported to her friends that her 16 year old male babysitter was touching her inappropriately. He quickly lost his job as a babysitter.

A 10 year old boy reported to his friends that his 16 year old female babysitter was touching him inappropriately. She quickly became the most popular babysitter in town amongst boys.

A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"

Dad said, "It is, Son."

Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"

Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."

The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."

What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?

1. They both want to die.

2. They both cut to die faster.

3. They both listen to emo songs.

4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."

It's ya boy Dixbfloppin!

What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?

It’s a bumper team.

Bumpkin boy.

A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.

IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!

Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"

Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"

Boy: "What do you mean?"

Friend and me: "We can show you."

Me: "I will tie the rope."

Friend: "I will push the chair."

If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.

Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!

I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.

Why did the little boy get hit by a car?

Answer: Because Sally was driving!

Die you potato.

I baked you a pie.

Oh boy, which flavor?

Pie Pie Pie Pie.

Dad, I'm hungry.

Hi hungry, I'm dad.

Why did you name this way?

Why Why Why?

And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?