Boi jokes
You say Alex Jones, I say Alex moans mmmmm. I like that fat, tasty big boy and his Rolex watches, mummy, he turns me on!
Some boy says 100000 digits of pi, and this other dude can't even remember the 1st one.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
What do 15-year-old boys and washing machines have in common?
They both like keeping one sock for themselves.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Little boy blue.
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson.
Memes
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common?
They both be fucking sugar daddies.
Boy, your forehead so big, I can make a launchpad on that shit!
Bumpkin boy.
A boy couldn't walk normally because his pants were huge, and when he went to school, the people there made so many jokes about him that he died.
IT'S NOT TRUE, JUST A FAKE JOKE, DON'T WORRY!
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
What happens if a boy bumps into a dog?
It’s a bumper team.
It's ya boy Dixbfloppin!
A young boy asked his Dad, "Was it true that we come from a Stork?"
Dad said, "It is, Son."
Son says, "Who fucks a Stork?"
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?
Die you potato.
I baked you a pie.
Oh boy, which flavor?
Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Why did you name this way?
Why Why Why?