Body size jokes
Yo mama is so fat that when she steps on a scale, it says "to be continued."
You're so fat, when you step on a scale it says, "To be continued."
Yo mama so fat, when she ran... oh wait never mind.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the Gulf of Mexico as her hot tub!
Why was Huggy Wuggy not able to hug Cody’s mom?
Because she was so fat he couldn’t fit his arms around her.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her tit, I got a mouthful of knee.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in 'em!
Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"
Yo momma so fat, she farts out volcanoes.
Your momma's so fat, when I went to suck her titties, I got a mouth full of knee.
Your momma's so fat, when she pulls her knickers down, her ass is still in them.
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
Yo momma so fat, she tried to eat a pie chart.
What do you call a person with a fat brain?
A fat neek!
Your mum is so fat, I had to take 2 buses and a train to get to her good side.
Yo mama so fat, her belly button got 15 minutes before her.
Your mama so fat she got in to the pool, the water got out and big mama! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Yo mama so fat that she broke the chair by sitting on it.
Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.