Body size jokes

Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones.

Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.

Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.

Fat.

Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.

Yo mamma's so fat, she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet!