Body size jokes

Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!

Yo mama so fat that she needs two watches for two different time zones.

Your mom is so fat, they asked if she was a sumo wrestler.

Yo mama is so fat, she couldn't even fit through the rabbit hole at first because she ate like a damn pig last night when we had dinner.

Fat.

Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.

Yo mamma's so fat, she had to pull down her pants to get to her wallet!