Board Game jokes
Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?
Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.
Why can't England play Clash, Chess, or Checkers?
Because they lost their queen.
You should buy this game now.
Why can't New Yorkers play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
I'm in jail for 5 minutes and I already got fucked 15 times. You don't have any idea how much I hate playing Monopoly with my dad.
I almost got caught trying to steal a board game yesterday.
It was a Risk I was willing to take.
Harry Potter
Dobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"
Jumanji
Coach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he doesn't know if he is black or white.
