RiskAnonymous5 years agoMy pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.
Movieirdk4 years agoHarry PotterDobby: "Dobby never meant to kill, Dobby only meant to maim or seriously injure!"JumanjiCoach Webb: "Ok, there's a lot wrong with that."
WheatAnonymous5 years agoDON’T READ THIS IF YOU HAVE NOT PLAYED SETTLERS OF CATAN!“Wheat is going on?” I asked my godmother. She replied “Godson, I really don’t know, but could you please get me some m-ore Shloer?”“Ok, I’ll sheep if there’s any in the fridge!”