Blink jokes
(Girl) Do you ever blink?
(Doll) (No reply).
(Girl) You look like a mannequin!
(Doll) (No reply).
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.
I can hear thunder outside, which I find weird since the lightning is on my arm...
My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.
Never buy an epileptic kid light-up Sketchers.
Community talk
I tried getting the waiters attention by blinking in morse code. Why are you blinking so much? I got something in my eye. Here let me get it out. Sir was blinking at is this because your date is a freak? Very good then Bon Appétit