Blink jokes
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
(Girl) Do you ever blink?
(Doll) (No reply).
(Girl) You look like a mannequin!
(Doll) (No reply).
What do blonde chicks and Asians have in common?
They both drive with their blinker on.
That one teacher that flips on and off the light switch to get the students' attention... that one kid with epilepsy...
Q: How many ADHD kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Wanna go ride a bike?
How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Nook 182 is Blink 182 but Animal Crossing ( don’t take it down this time
Community talk
I tried getting the waiters attention by blinking in morse code. Why are you blinking so much? I got something in my eye. Here let me get it out. Sir was blinking at is this because your date is a freak? Very good then Bon Appétit