Blink jokes
(Girl) Do you ever blink?
(Doll) (No reply).
(Girl) You look like a mannequin!
(Doll) (No reply).
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
Never buy an epileptic kid light-up Sketchers.
In my spare time I help blind children. -- I mean the verb, not the adjective.
Community talk
I tried getting the waiters attention by blinking in morse code. Why are you blinking so much? I got something in my eye. Here let me get it out. Sir was blinking at is this because your date is a freak? Very good then Bon Appétit