Blink jokes
(Girl) Do you ever blink?
(Doll) (No reply).
(Girl) You look like a mannequin!
(Doll) (No reply).
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
My family loves to have dance parties. My dad will just play music from his iPod, and I'll go to the light switch and make a nice strobe light effect. Everyone loves it, especially my younger cousin. He gets down on the floor and starts breakdancing! It makes him so happy, and he needs that extra joy in his life, especially since the doctor recently diagnosed him with epilepsy.
How did the dude with epilepsy win the break dancing competition?
He saw flashing lights.
Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.
My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.
Nook 182 is Blink 182 but Animal Crossing ( don’t take it down this time
Community talk
I tried getting the waiters attention by blinking in morse code. Why are you blinking so much? I got something in my eye. Here let me get it out. Sir was blinking at is this because your date is a freak? Very good then Bon Appétit