Blind Person jokes
Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.
How did the blind boy's parents punish him?
Rearrange the furniture.
Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
How do you surprise a blind guy?
Say, "Surprise!"
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”.
So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog.
When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
I gave a blind man a gun and told him it was a hair dryer.
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand?
"Hello Ladies!"
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
How do you punish a blind kid?
Move to a new house.
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
How do you find a blind man on a nude beach?
It’s not hard.