Blind Person jokes
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.
I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”.
So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog.
When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
I gave a blind man a gun and told him it was a hair dryer.
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand?
"Hello Ladies!"
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
How do you punish a blind kid?
Move to a new house.
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
How do you find a blind man on a nude beach?
It’s not hard.
How do you punish a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
What's the definition of rude?
Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife.
How did Helen Keller's mom punish her? Rearranged the furniture.
Why is time important? To not be late.
My life is a joke.