How do you make a blind person jealous you ask if it’s a nice day out
i did just see a blind person trying to fuck a dog
What do you call a blind person driving a car......... died
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog.
When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
I gave a blind man a gun. And told him it was a hair dryer.
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand??? "Hello Ladies""
what do you call a blind person on a date? a blind date
how do u punish a blind kid? move to a new house
why are half of the orphans blind? cuz they cant find there parents
How do u find a blind man on a nude beach
It’s not hard
How do you punish a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
whats the definition of rude ?
sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife
how did helen kellers mom punish her? rearranged the furniture
Why is time important? To not be late
My life is a joooke
A blind guy walk into the door of a bar... That's it...that's the end of the joke.