Blind Person jokes

Why is time important? To not be late.

My life is a joke.

A blind guy walks into the door of a bar...

That's it... that's the end of the joke.

Why did Helen Keller ride a broken roller coaster?

She didn't see anything wrong with it.

Why are you so tired if you can’t see? Because you are blind.

What's Helen Keller's favorite color?

Corduroy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?

How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished?

The dog lead went slack.

A blind person walks into a bar.

Because they can’t see where they are going.

What do you call a blind German?

A not see.