Blind Person jokes
I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.
I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."
How do you punish a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
What's the definition of rude?
Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife.
How did Helen Keller's mom punish her? Rearranged the furniture.
Why is time important? To not be late.
My life is a joke.
A blind guy walks into the door of a bar...
That's it... that's the end of the joke.
Why did Helen Keller ride a broken roller coaster?
She didn't see anything wrong with it.
Why are you so tired if you can’t see? Because you are blind.
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?
How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished?
The dog lead went slack.
A blind person walks into a bar.
Because they can’t see where they are going.
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.