First Impression jokes
Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
"I'm not sure why my girlfriend's father doesn't like me." "What was your first impression on him?" "I told him, she calls me daddy too."
Hi guys, I just found this website. I got emailed by joshisboss or something. Have a great day! 👍
A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone that knows you.
I’ll never forget the first time we met, but I’ll keep trying.
They say we have a primal sense, that we can just feel when someone is watching us.
It’s been a few weeks, and it's clear that you do not have that sense.
Why is he sooo dam fineee?
Community talk
Yo, i just got on this website cuz my cousin used to use it, this is not what he said it was like
List of people who I've identified really really badly. First off we got Mal, thought she said she was transgender after out first convo Then we got JKW who I thought wqs a bloke and is apparently a girl, but I'm not sure if I still believe this or not, that was like for atleast 2 months. Then Seth I straight new for about 6 months before I found they were a girl. Yeah, even through photo and stuff I didn't realise t… Read more
what did you remember about me when i first joined