First Impression jokes
"I'm not sure why my girlfriend's father doesn't like me."
"What was your first impression on him?"
"I told him, she calls me daddy too."
The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.
I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"
Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.
Like it if you judge people's hairlines.
Tell a woman she's beautiful a hundred times, and she won't believe you. Tell a woman she's fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life because elephants never forget.
I brought my girlfriend home and introduced her to my family. My kids liked her, but my wife seemed upset.
Wow! That whiteboard is remarkable!
I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.
Community talk
List of people who I've identified really really badly. First off we got Mal, thought she said she was transgender after out first convo Then we got JKW who I thought wqs a bloke and is apparently a girl, but I'm not sure if I still believe this or not, that was like for atleast 2 months. Then Seth I straight new for about 6 months before I found they were a girl. Yeah, even through photo and stuff I didn't realise t… Read more
guys i wrote a literal song
WHY (a song about my struggles)
Why am I the only one like this? Hated wherever I go, I have a long list of foes Why am I the only one like this? Hated wherever I go, I have a long list of foes
January, it started off fine February, it was good March, a stupid girl with death stares April, got a new friend group May, it was kinda bad June, Went on vacation July, I came back August, extr… Read more