First Impression jokes

"I'm not sure why my girlfriend's father doesn't like me."

"What was your first impression on him?"

"I told him, she calls me daddy too."

The other day I started watching Game of Thrones.

I told my friend about it. Told him all about the violence, murder, decapitation, gore, sex, gay sex, midget sex, prostitution, rape, paedophilia, incest, and inbreeding... And he was like: "Oh, so you're still on the first episode then?"

Your mama is so fat, I had to look twice to get a first impression.

Like it if you judge people's hairlines.

I brought my girlfriend home and introduced her to my family. My kids liked her, but my wife seemed upset.

Wow! That whiteboard is remarkable!

I remember when I was a kid, I thought the world used to be colorless.

I was kinda right. They used to not let colors in a lot of areas.

I'm at my happiest point in life. I'm dating someone that's autistic, and I was just saying I needed someone special in my life.