Bleach jokes

Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.

Friend 1: What's your favorite drink or food?

Friend 2: Pizza.

Friend 3: Donuts.

Friend 4: I don't eat food but I do drink bleach.

Friend 1: (calling the suicide hotline)

Friend 2: (Calling the parents)

As the coronavirus pandemic strengthens...

Trump - "Quick, inject yourselves with bleach!"

Also Trump - "I order everyone in America to wear a face mask except for me!"

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?

Pour bleach on it.

What's a depressed person's favorite drink?

Depresso expresso.

JK, bleach.

So I made a parody for "Me, Myself, and I." It goes like this: "Me, Myself, and I, I'm gonna drink bleach until I die!"

What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.

I'll never forget how my grandmother died. "This lemonade tastes like bleach..."