Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
Friend 1: What's your favorite drink or food?
Friend 2: Pizza.
Friend 3: Donuts.
Friend 4: I don't eat food but I do drink bleach.
Friend 1: (calling the suicide hotline)
Friend 2: (Calling the parents)
As the coronavirus pandemic strengthens... Trump - "Quick, inject yourselves with bleach" Also Trump - "I order everyone in America to wear a face mask except for me"
How many babys does it take to paint a wall
Idk it depends on how hard you throw them
How do you get a deppressed girl to suck your dick
Poor bleach on it
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, bleach.
So i made a parody for "Me,Myself,And i" it goes like this " Me,Myself,And , im gonna drink bleach until i die!"
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
I'll never forget how my grandmother died. "This lemonade tastes like bleach..."
