Bleach solves so many problems: stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation.
Bleach Jokes
Friend 1: What's your favorite drink or food?
Friend 2: Pizza.
Friend 3: Donuts.
Friend 4: I don't eat food but I do drink bleach.
Friend 1: (calling the suicide hotline)
Friend 2: (Calling the parents)
As the coronavirus pandemic strengthens...
Trump - "Quick, inject yourselves with bleach!"
Also Trump - "I order everyone in America to wear a face mask except for me!"
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.
How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?
Pour bleach on it.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, bleach.
So I made a parody for "Me, Myself, and I." It goes like this: "Me, Myself, and I, I'm gonna drink bleach until I die!"
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
I'll never forget how my grandmother died. "This lemonade tastes like bleach..."
