Bitch jokes
The annoying orange told the annoying, insecure, beta bitch orange that he wants to be the most annoying thing on Earth again.
What kind of experience does a feminazi have for being a feminist?
Being a bitch.
You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."
Guys, please stop making fake accounts of me. It's not funny, and it's disrespectful of you, ok, bitch?
Jesus shows up and says you’ve got to go to church.
You follow him in, and under their breath, it sounds like somebody says, "You steal." You say in your mind, knowing you have before, "I’m sorry." Then somebody coughs, and under their breath, it sounds like they say again, "You steal," so you whisper quietly, "I’m sorry."
...then somebody in German says, "Schieß den Hurensohn!"
What is the worst thing you can find out about a woman on a first date?
She claims to have been raped. Then, you know to get as far away from her as possible because she's probably a feminazi bitch.
Doctor Seuss break up lines:
"One fish, two fish, blue fish, red fish, I'm breaking up with you, bitch."
"1v1 me bitch!"
Shut the fuck up, you fat bitch. You always like to roast others, but you can't walk up the stairs without passing out, you fat, stupid bitch. And I caught you breaking into someone's house just to steal a piece of candy, fat-ass bitch.
A B C D E F G H I see a bitch in front of me.
Was threatened with legal action off my postman this morning!! I was stood havin a smoke when he asked if my dog bites, I said no. Halfway down my path the dog jumped up and bit him on his testicles!! Screaming out in pain he Said I was a lying bitch cos I told him my dog didnt bite!! Told him mine doesnt!! that wasnt my dog!!!
Which one would be better to fuck, a fat bitch or a skinny bitch?
I’m taken, taken my own life, bitch!
Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.
I got my daughter a trampoline for her birthday. The ungrateful bitch just sat there in her wheelchair and cried.
What do you say to a feminist with no arms and no legs?
"Nice tits, bitch."
Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"
Why does an orphan love baseball? Because their ball comes back, get pranked, bitch!
Bitch: Nice eyebrows.
Me: Yeah, where's yours, motherfucker?
Bitch: (Realizing she shaved them off cause she thought it would look cool)
Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.