I was an orphan as a kid but I have never had a bitch so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming and she said "Mofo you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to"
What happens when premenstrualRaggedy Ann gets with the Pillsbury Dough Boy? A red headed bitch with a yeast infection.
Mom: I'm getting you a dog!
Me: OMG REALLY?!
Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?
Me: ...
Me: Bitch please.
Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.
Knock knock
Who's there
Mail man
Mailman who
Bitch do u want ur mail
You know, being a bitch is hard...but i found the person who's up for the challenge...You
what do you call a Anorexic bitch with a yeast infection Quarter pounder with cheese.
doctor suess break up lines one fish two fish blue fish red fish im breaking up with you bitch
Life is a bitch and people make it worse This Thing that I'm in ("am") is a Forsaken curse (beta)
A blind man walked into me at a store i said "watch it bitch" and he said "sorry i didn't see you there."
Little Johnny got a train set for Christmas. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says” alright, you motherfuckers get off here, and you motherfuckers get off here” his mom comes rushing in and says” little Johnny, we don’t use that kind of language, go to your room and think about what you did!” After a few hours, she lets him out of his room. He goes back to play with his train set. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says,” ok, you guys get off here, and you guys get off here. And if you have any complaints about the two hour delay, take it up with the bitch in be kitchen”
bitch wanna make me a sandwich?
Bich I’m a cow bitchhhhh
People when you lover cheats on you do this!
1. start a conversation 2 say "whats that smell" 3. They will smell around 4. Say omg it's a b**** and walk away and ignore them
My wife got mad at me because I took our life savings and brought golden retrievers.
Like bitch we can get gold because of these golden retrievers.
How do bitches talk about body positivity when they have no body to even be positive about
What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
when your girlfriend tells you shes a guy "what bitch naw hell no"
What did the bitch say to her sister when she stepped on her toe? Oww Mitosis!
bitches be like kill all men till a black guy dies
