Bin

Bin Jokes

Child

What might an aborted child want for Christmas?

..... a home that isn't a bin.

Song

What's Osama bin Laden's favorite song?

"Under the Sea," from The Little Mermaid.

9/11

Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.

Woman

What do garbage bins and horny women have in common?

They wait to be filled with a big load.

Bin Laden

What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?

Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.

Cousin

Who is Osama Bin Laden’s secret cousin? Barack Obama or Barack Osama Bin Laden?

Mistake

I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.

Sister

I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."

Stereotype

How do you know an abo robbed your house?

The bins (trash cans) are empty and the dog is pregnant.

Osama Bin Laden

Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! πŸ’£πŸ’£πŸ’£πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸŒ‡