Songwriter jokes
Olivia Rodrigo
What do you call a rapper who works at the BANK?
Lil Teller.
Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the studio?
Because he wanted to drop higher bars!
What is David Bowie known for when making music? He gets his beats from his kids.
When you mix a wizard, a rabbit, and a songwriter together, you get 24 carrot magic.
Finish the lyrics in the comments-
iTs CoRn!
What do you call a rapper who’s also a DOCTOR?
MC Healer.
I can't make any more songs because nobody likes them. So when you see a song you like, give it a like so I can continue making more songs.
If anyone would like a song played, type it in the comments. Type the name of the song, then type the person who made the song, the songwriter. Sincerely, Watersharky Music Productions.
What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.
What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).
I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.
What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?
"Boys Keep Swinging."
what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back.
Radiohead had to remake "Fake Plastic Trees" after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.