Best jokes ever jokes
What is the opposite of a lady finger?
Answer: Mentos.
Hehe.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
The Gold Coast Titans winning the NRL. Best joke ever.
Best joke ever.
Your life is the best joke ever.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.
Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
What’s the best part about twenty-eight year olds?
There’s twenty of them.
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
What first went through Sally's head when the Nazis came? A bullet.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere.
What did Sally get for Christmas? A bike.