Best jokes ever jokes
What is the opposite of a lady finger?
Answer: Mentos.
Hehe.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
The Gold Coast Titans winning the NRL. Best joke ever.
Best joke ever.
Your life is the best joke ever.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.
Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
best friend makes 9/11 joke.
you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."
best friend: "I'm sorry."
you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
What’s the best part about twenty-eight year olds?
There’s twenty of them.
Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what they're doing and the father says: "Well...we're making you a brother." So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he's going to have a brother soon.
The next day when little Jonny's father comes home, Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what's wrong. Jonny cries: "I won't have a baby brother!" His father is confused. "What do you mean?" he asks. "Because the mailman came by today and ate him!"