Best jokes ever jokes
What is the opposite of a lady finger?
Answer: Mentos.
Hehe.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
The Gold Coast Titans winning the NRL. Best joke ever.
Best joke ever.
Your life is the best joke ever.
Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
What's the best thing about abortion jokes?
They never get old.
What's the laziest mountain?
Mount Ever-rest.
Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day.
Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"
Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.
"Jesus Christ almighty!" shouts Molly.
"Correct," says the teacher.
The next day the teacher asks, "Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?"
Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack's pencil.
"Jesus Christ almighty!" she shouts.
"Correct again," says the teacher.
The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.
This time the teacher asks her, "What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?"
Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams "If you stick that thing in me one more time I'm going to crack it in half!"
Sixty years ago, Stephen Hawking's teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams, kids. Reach for the stars.