Best jokes ever jokes
What is the opposite of a lady finger?
Answer: Mentos.
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Hehe.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast.
The Gold Coast Titans winning the NRL. Best joke ever.
Best joke ever.
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Your life is the best joke ever.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.
Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
best friend makes 9/11 joke.
you: "hey, my dad was inside the tower."
best friend: "I'm sorry."
you: "I always knew he was a great pilot."
Why is the leaning tower of Pizza leaning?
It has better reflexes than the twin towers.
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What's the best thing about abortion jokes?
They never get old.
What’s the best part about twenty-eight year olds?
There’s twenty of them.