Before jokes
I waved to you before, but you never sea me because you're so washed up.
It's hard to predict the future,
especially before it happens.
When does Friday come before Thursday?
In the dictionary.
What does a sprinter eat before a race?
Nothing, they fast!
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
Memes
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
How ironic is this?! I was playing Jenga before the first plane hit the Twin Towers.
A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
“Pop,” goes the weasel.
Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.
What hurts the most? 😹
A. Breaking up before chewing.
B. Breaking up after chewing.
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
The neighbor’s children challenged me to a water fight.
I’m just checking my Facebook quickly before the kettle boils.
What came before the dinosaurs?
Your hairline, because it's so far back!
Hey, pass me that crowbar, please.
Sure... y’know, before the crowbar was invented, crows had to drink at home.
Why did the rapper take a bath before his concert?
To get his flow SQUEAKY CLEAN!
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
And the women look at him as if they have never seen a man walk into a bar before.
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa saw it before you!
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!