Before jokes
History teacher: "They had a temporary cure for the disease, but it would be years before they found a cure for life."
Student: "I need that."
It's hard to predict the future,
especially before it happens.
Why did the rapper take a shower before the concert?
To WASH AWAY the haters!
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
Your hairline is so far back my grandpa saw it before you!
Memes
You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹
What did Rob O'Neill say before he shot Osama Bin Laden between the eyes?
"Go to HELLakbar!"
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
What did the weed say before he got on the escalator?
Wipe your feet before entering, but in Stephen Hawking's case, it is "Wipe your wheels."
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
Speak to your dad before I put my hand up your ass!
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!
You look like a cow went through puberty, put the milk before the cereal, then ate it with a fork with a little sprinkle of steak.
Knock knock. Who's there? Colin! Colin who? Colonisation!
Just kidding, colonisers don't knock before they come in.
So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.
If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
What do you call the worst feeling ever?
Drinking Big before Mini. :)
I will always remember my grandfather's last words before he died: "Is that a real chainsaw?"