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Substitute

2 years ago

Before the class starts

A classroom scene is shown with various cartoon and animated characters sitting at desks, including the Joker, Pikachu, Peter Griffin, and others. A white duck is also present. The text on the image says: "What substitute teachers see when they walk into class:".
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  • Picture

    6 months ago

    FUCKING GENIUS

    A split-screen shows a California identification card with a photo next to another, seemingly more intoxicated photo of the same person. The image text reads: "Smoked before my ID picture so when I get pulled over high I look normal."
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  • Prison

    1 year ago
    The image contains two posts from the anonymous image board 4chan. The first post is by someone who was released from prison after serving four years for a bank robbery, though they pled down to aggravated assault. They now wonder what to do for work besides drive a truck. The second post replies with a plan to start a youtube channel to critique bank robberies in video games, and eventually talk about prison life to get 350k subscribers and make more money than most people.
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  • Anime

    2 years ago

    Meme:

    The image is a four-panel meme. The top left panel shows a character from an anime with a white and blue skirt. The top right panel shows a drawing of a person with a beard at a computer, with the text “Where have I seen this before?” The bottom left panel shows a large, naked Titan running in a city. The bottom right panel shows the same person from the top right panel, with a long arm reaching up. The source is @axlinder.
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  • Time travel

    1 year ago
    The image depicts a text conversation where a time traveler goes back to 2001 and asks if it's before or after the 9/11 attacks. George Bush replies "Before" and a picture of a confused guy is shown, illustrating the traveler's reaction.
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  • Popcorn

    11 months ago
    The image shows two bowls side by side. The bowl on the left is full of popcorn, and above it reads 'Before the movie'. The bowl on the right is almost empty with a few crumbs of popcorn left, and above it reads 'Also before the movie'.
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  • Company

    1 year ago
    The image shows the text "companies carefully watching poopfart1@gmail.com cancel their soon to expire free trial just before poopfart2@gmail.com accepts the free trial." Below that, there is a close-up shot of a man with a suspicious expression.
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  • Memes

    1 year ago
    AG (Anon) 4 minutes ago
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No shit, you said that before.
A
A
AG (Anon) now
I am also gay, I wish my grandpa would let me fuck him
AG (Anon) now
But for now I guess i'll just have to settle with raping my dog
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  • Thought

    1 year ago
    The meme shows two images. The top image is of a woman with a thoughtful expression and the text "I wonder if he's thinking about me." The bottom image shows a man running in a wooded area, with the text "I need to reach that tree before that car, or I'll die."
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  • House

    1 year ago

    My dream tbh

    The image shows a black firearm with an attached horn. The text says "Imagine breaking into my house and hearing honk honk before getting smoked."
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  • Burger

    11 months ago
    A man, presumably Tony Soprano, is standing in front of a grill with a lit cigar in his mouth and a box of matches in his hand. The text above the image says: "Me asking everyone how they like their burger before I cook them all exactly the same."
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  • Bill

    11 months ago
    A receipt with the text: Bill. Dine In. Server: Jessica A. Tab: Bill. 1 Pina Colada "Extra Creamy" Idfk. That's just what he said he wanted. I guess add whip before you blend. Idfk. I hate it here.
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  • Class

    2 years ago

    I was reading this in class and laughed at loud, i had to clear all my history of jokes

    A yellow minion with one eye and blue overalls stands on the left. To the right, there is a text that begins: "What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals..." and continues with a long, aggressive monologue.
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  • Bear

    2 years ago

    Me everyday

    A brown bear is standing in rushing water with a fish in its mouth. Text overlayed on the image reads: "me, doing something i'm perfectly capable of and have done before, but someone decides to watch". The source of the image is given as boredpanda.com
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  • Die

    1 year ago

    I can now cross it off my bucket list

    The image displays the text "Things I Want To Do Before I Die:".
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  • Insult

    2 years ago
    A man is holding a knife with the blade up to his mouth, as if sharpening his tongue. The text above him says, "My friend sharpening his tongue before insulting me."
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  • Gravity

    1 year ago

    intelgent

    A meme showing a portrait of Isaac Newton next to a photo of a person who appears to be flying above a lake, with the text "Did you know? Before Isaac Newton discovered gravity in 1687, people could fly."
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  • Toy

    11 months ago
    The image shows a B-52 Stratofortress taking off. The text on the image reads: "I am not a toy. I am not a Christmas present. I am a 100 year commitment. Please think hard before you give someone a B-52 Stratofortress this Christmas."
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  • Hell

    1 year ago
    A close-up photo of a deodorant can with the text "WHAT THE HELL" above the can and "WERE THEY THINKING" below the instruction. The instruction says "SHAKE WELL" and there is an illustration of a hand shaking a can. There is also a "Deodorant directions" label.
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  • Brother

    5 months ago
    A screenshot from an anime shows a man saying goodbye to a younger boy. Text overlay: "POV: Me saying goodbye to her little brother before he unfriends me on PlayStation because she broke up with me."
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