What did the cat say to the jar of cookies
ground beef
What did the angry cow say to it’s enemy
We have beef
One little orphan had roast beef the other had none, One little orphan went to market the other stayed home wait a second.
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
What do you call a field of masturbating cattle? Beef strokin' off
What does a news anchor cow say for the weekly broadcast? "Here's the beef of the week!"
if there is a hair, the meat is ruined
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef
When someone asks you for a beef (fight) just say your a vegetarion.
What did one angry cow say to another?
We got some beef.
u look like burger
Stormtrooper: My lord, what should we do with all this beef? Palpatine: Stew it
Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? because they had beef with eachother
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef! - HEADASS! here's the real joke:
Imma flip this coin, if it lands on heads, tuh, u gotta give me head, if it lands on tails then you gotta give me the booty, so lets give this a try *flips coin* OOP! Would ya look at that, it landed on both, ESSKETIT!
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!
What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
My sister has cows and after 4 months she said the was a miss steak.
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What was Beethoven called when he only ate beef?
Beefthoven!
A man and a cow walk into a McDonalds, and the man walks up to the front counter and says “I’d like one beef burger.” The employee of McDonalds said “Sure thing sir, also I really like to see your cow, may I bring him into the back room really quick to show my co-workers?” The man says “Sure.” The employee takes the cow into the back room. A couple minutes later the employee came back with his burger. The man took a bite of it, and released his cow was gone.
why do cows die cues they are to beef
