what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
Beef Jokes
One day, Billy cow wandered off to the railroad tracks where his mother always told him not to go. His mother asked him where he had gone when he got home. He replied that he was just going for a graze. His neighbor later told his mother he had saw him at the railroad tracks. What would you call Billy cow now?
Ground Beef.
A man who desperately wanted to be good after serving time in prison was visited by an Angel. "You want to change? You can still enter heaven on two conditions. You must bet on the horses with any money you have and pass your winnings to someone less fortunate, and you must never hold on to any beef." The Angel then disappeared.
The man did as was told and became generous and kind. As he emerged from the betting office with all his money, he would pass every penny of it all to a deserving person each and every time.
He, however, couldn't seem to avoid meat and would still eat it no matter what.
When he died, the Angel came back for him.
"But I'm undeserving; I can't come with you," he said.
"Yes, you can," replied the Angel, "you gave all your stake (steak) away."
What did the cat say to the jar of cookies?
"Ground beef!"
What did the angry cow say to its enemy?
"We have beef!"
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
One little orphan had roast beef, the other had none.
One little orphan went to market, the other stayed home. Wait a second.
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
What do you call a field of masturbating cattle?
Beef strokin' off.
What does a news anchor cow say for the weekly broadcast?
"Here's the beef of the week!"
If there is a hair, the meat is ruined.
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
When someone asks you for a beef (fight), just say you're a vegetarian.
What did one angry cow say to another?
We got some beef.
You look like a burger.
Stormtrooper: My lord, what should we do with all this beef?
Palpatine: Stew it.
Why did the cow not want to talk to the other cow? Because they had beef with each other.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!
I'mma flip this coin, if it lands on heads, tuh, you gotta give me head, if it lands on tails then you gotta give me the booty, so lets give this a try *flips coin* OOP! Would ya look at that, it landed on both, ESSKETIT!
What do you call a cow with no legs? (Ground Beef!) No, a cow! The absence of legs does not change the fact that the species is still a cow!
What do you call a DOG with no legs? (A dog?) It doesn't matter what you call it, as it's never going to come.
My sister has cows, and after 4 months, she said there was a mis-steak.
