Are you beef? Because your Carlos-Asada
One cow asks another cow, "Are you afraid of mad cow disease?" The other cow says, "Why should I be? I'm a helicopter."
If 2 vegetable have a argument is called beef
-Hey Dude you some beef , you want some beef from me ? - No thanks.. I'm vegetarian!
What do you call a masturbating cow
Beef stroking off
My acquaintance WILLIAM
An Aussie an Asian and a Frenchmen are in a bar. The Asian throws his risky in the air and shoots it, the Frenchmen asks “why did u do that?” The Asian says “there are plenty of them where we come from. The Frenchmen throws his champayne in the air and shoots it then the Aussie asks “why did u do that?” The Frenchmen replies “there are plenty of them where we come from”. The Aussie then throws his beer up in the air and shoots the Asian then the Frenchmen asked “why did u do that?” The Aussie then replies “there are plenty of them where we come from”
Beef beef beef?
TRIPLE ANGUS POUNDER BURGER XDDDDDDDD
What do you call a cow with two legs? -- Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs? -- Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
It's easy to roast beef.
