What was Beethoven called when he only ate beef?
Beefthoven!
A man and a cow walk into a McDonalds, and the man walks up to the front counter and says, “I’d like one beef burger.” The employee of McDonalds said, “Sure thing sir, also I really like to see your cow, may I bring him into the back room really quick to show my co-workers?” The man says, “Sure.” The employee takes the cow into the back room. A couple minutes later, the employee came back with his burger. The man took a bite of it, and realized his cow was gone.
Why do cows die?
'Cuz they are to beef.
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
Beef strokin' off.
Are you beef?
Because you're Carlos-Asada.
One cow asks another cow, "Are you afraid of mad cow disease?"
The other cow says, "Why should I be? I'm a helicopter."
If 2 vegetables have an argument, it's called beef.
"-Hey dude, you got some beef? You want some beef from me?"
"- No thanks... I'm vegetarian!"
What do you call a masturbating cow
Beef stroking off
My acquaintance, William.
An Aussie, an Asian, and a Frenchman are in a bar.
The Asian throws his whiskey in the air and shoots it. The Frenchman asks, "Why did you do that?" The Asian says, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
The Frenchman throws his champagne in the air and shoots it. Then the Aussie asks, "Why did you do that?" The Frenchman replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
The Aussie then throws his beer up in the air and shoots the Asian. Then the Frenchman asked, "Why did you do that?" The Aussie then replies, "There are plenty of them where we come from."
Beef beef beef?
TRIPLE ANGUS POUNDER BURGER XDDDDDDDD
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky.
What is a vegetarian's favorite song?
No beef.
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
It's easy to roast beef.
