Bed time jokes
What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
"It's pasture bed time."
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
It's pasture your bedtime.
What does Santa say for the toys to go to bed?
"Time to hit the sack!"
How do you know when it's bedtime in the Netherlands?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
I was going to tell you a cow joke...
But it's pasture bed time.
What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bedtime."
Kid's uncle: "Your mum said you can have your friends round tonight! But I'm gonna have to baby sit today."
Kid: "OK THANK YOU."
(AT BED TIME)
Kid: "Please may you stop touching my leg BEN!"
Ben: "I'm not."
(Turns light on) Kid: "UNCLEEEEE STOP SPILLING MILK OVER ME!!!"
What time is it when it gets dark out?
Bed time.
When is it bedtime in the Jacksons' house?
When the big hand 🖐 meets the little 🤚.
Sleep, but make it forever.
Good night, sleep tight, wake up bright in the morning light, to do what's right, with all your might.