Bed time jokes
What time is it when it gets dark out?
Bed time.
What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
It's pasture your bedtime.
What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
"It's pasture bed time."
How do you know when it's bedtime in the Netherlands?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
I was going to tell you a cow joke...
But it's pasture bed time.
What does Santa say for the toys to go to bed?
"Time to hit the sack!"
What time should you go to bed when it's bedtime?
What time is it when you say "bad day?"
Good night, sleep tight, don't let the bedbugs bite, and if they do, hit them with a shoe till they're all black and blue!
Time for you to stop looking at jokes on worstjokesever.com and go to bed!
Kid's uncle: "Your mum said you can have your friends round tonight! But I'm gonna have to baby sit today."
Kid: "OK THANK YOU."
(AT BED TIME)
Kid: "Please may you stop touching my leg BEN!"
Ben: "I'm not."
(Turns light on) Kid: "UNCLEEEEE STOP SPILLING MILK OVER ME!!!"
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bedtime."