How do you know when it's bed time in Netherland?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
What time is bed time at Michael Jackson’s house? When the big hand touches the little hand
What does Santa say for the toys to go to bed? Time to hit the sack!!!!
What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
It is pasture your bed time
Kids uncle " your mum said you can have your friends round tonight ! But imma have to baby sit today" . Kid "OK THANK YOU". (AT BED TIME ) Kid " Please may u stop touching my leg BEN!" Ben "im not " (turns light on ) Kid " UCLEEEEE STOP SPILLING MILK OVER ME !!!"
What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
"It's pasture bed time."
I was going to tell you a cow joke...
but it's pasture bed time.
What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bed time."
