Bed time jokes

How do you know when it's bedtime in the Netherlands?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

What does Santa say for the toys to go to bed?

"Time to hit the sack!"

What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?

It's pasture your bedtime.

What time is it when it gets dark out?

Bed time.

Kid's uncle: "Your mum said you can have your friends round tonight! But I'm gonna have to baby sit today."

Kid: "OK THANK YOU."

(AT BED TIME)

Kid: "Please may you stop touching my leg BEN!"

Ben: "I'm not."

(Turns light on) Kid: "UNCLEEEEE STOP SPILLING MILK OVER ME!!!"

What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?

"It's pasture bed time."

I was going to tell you a cow joke...

But it's pasture bed time.

What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bedtime."