
Become jokes
Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances!
Why did the rapper become an astronaut?
To drop some BARS in SPACE!
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he loved to drop HOT DISHES.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why did the ghost become a rapper?
Because he had some UNEARTHLY flow!
Call me a worn-out sweater because I’m hanging on by a thread.
That’s about to become a rope around my neck.
How does a woman scare a gynecologist?
By becoming a ventriloquist.
Why do people who get shot in the head always become therapists?
They are more open-minded.