Become jokes
Why did the rapper become a locksmith?
Because he always had the KEYS!
Why did the short person become a chef?
Because they could "microwave" dinner without needing a stool!
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!
Why don't rappers ever become bankers?
Because they always break the BARS!
Why did the rapper become a magician?
Because he wanted to drop some ILL-USIONS.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To give everyone FRESH CUTS.
Why did the rapper become a banker?
Because he wanted to make some BIG BANK DEPOSITS!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
Why don't rappers ever become chefs?
Because they can't stop droppin' the beet!
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
To make some BUZZWORTHY TRACKS!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS!
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.