Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because they loved dropping BASS.
Why did the rapper become a construction worker?
Because they were always BUILDING UP their RHYMES!
Why did the rapper become a teacher?
Because they had a knack for dropping KNOWLEDGE.
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because they love CUTTING TRACKS!
Why did the rapper become a painter?
To brush up on his rhymes!
Why did the rapper become a weatherman?
To predict the HEAT of his next single.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To build some SOLID BARS.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to cook up some FIRE BARS!
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
Leo must be an INTERIOR DECORATOR... because when she enters a room, it becomes UGLY.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to mix up some beats!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was always COOKING UP RHYMES!
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
To trim his verses.
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
