Beat up jokes

What do you do when you're bored?

Beat up an orphan, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

I beat up a failed musician until he started crying.

I thought a few hits would cheer him up!

What's the best part about beating up an orphan?

They can't tell their parents.

Little Johnny brought a baseball bat to school.

The teacher asked why he had one. He said, "I need it to beat up the principal!"

When the principal found out what Little Johnny had said, well, let’s just say Little Johnny didn’t need no baseball bat to kill him.

A farmer had a donkey and a dog. One night, he was getting robbed by a thief. The donkey told the dog to bark, but the dog refused. So the donkey brayed very loudly, and the thief ran out of the house, and the farmer beat up the donkey.

Russia be like we're strong, gets ass beat up by a comedian with a hook nose...

#i stand with Ukraine 🇺🇦