Bean

Bean Jokes

I HATE GREEN BEANS I LIKE CARROTS. I LIKE CARROTS I LIKE CARROTS AND MY DADDYS THE TOOTH FARRY TOOTH FAIRY TOOTH FARRY OOT OOT OOT OOT OOT

I was making a coffee for my boss and this was the supposed recipe:

1 egg 1 tomato diced bell peppers a bag of sugar sea salt coffee beans rusted nails

I got fired and spent the next 20 years in prison with a dude named Papa Bear

Cereal is like... breakfast soup made out of corn flakes Ketchup is like... a smoothie because of the tomato Coffee is like... a bean drink energizer My life is like... the shoe rack-

You keep your quality beans for the right season till you realize that you planted them on the infertile land.

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